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soytoy

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Oct 2, 2001
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A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a
fever.
She left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for her
daughter. When returning to her car, she discovered that she had locked
her keys inside. She had to get home to her sick daughter, and didn't know
what to do.

She called home to the baby sitter, and was told her daughter was
getting worse. "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door,"
suggested the sitter.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground, as if someone
else had locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and
thought, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God for help.

Soon an old rusty car pulled up, driven by a dirty, greasy, bearded man
with a biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "Great. This is what
you send to help me, God?"

The man got out of his car and asked if he could help. She said "Yes,
my daughter is very sick. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this
hanger to unlock my car?"

"Sure," he answered. He walked over to the car and in seconds the car
was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "THANK YOU
SO MUCH..... You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I ain't a nice man. I just got out of prison
for car theft.

The woman hugged the man again and cried out loud.....
"THANK YOU GOD FOR SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL