[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC> i asked kim to a movie
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC> and
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC> she could't go
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC>![:\](/images/smilies/submitted/smark/ohwell.gif "Oh Well :\")
[18:54] <PhX|demos> haha
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> she promised we'd go next weekend or sometime soon though
[18:54] <PhX|demos> what movie
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i don't give a shit
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> any movie
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i was gonna let her pick
[18:54] <PhX|demos> go see the scoere
[18:54] <PhX|demos> score
[18:54] <PhX|demos> it was good
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> is it a chick flick?
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i was thinking some faggot movie like legally blonde
[18:54] <PhX|demos> oh wait, 11 year olds cant get into R movies, huh?
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> shut the fuck up
[19:36] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] Oh great
[19:36] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] WTF is a "Holy War"?
[19:37] [r-raw] war over holy stuff?
[19:37] [r-motherbitch] cann
[19:37] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] what?
[19:37] [r-motherbitch] I wanna see the one where the chick stick a live lobster up her self
[19:37] [r-raw] i'm gonna be pissed if WW3 starts right after i get out of college. i mean real pissed. i have no problem being drafted and going to war and getting killed and shit, i just wish it woulda happened after i busted my ass through college.
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : euro!
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : how do you bind something
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : you know
[3:09pm] <M-euro> ummm
[3:09pm] <M-euro> open your user.ini
[3:09pm] <M-euro> and edit it
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : user
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : whats dat
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : whatda you mean user
[3:10pm] <M-euro> umm
[3:10pm] <M-euro> ut/system
[3:11pm] <M-euro> folder
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : in the game
[3:11pm] <M-euro> you have a file called 'user.ini'
[3:11pm] <M-euro> no, open windows explorer
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : k
[3:11pm] <M-euro> go to your unrealtournament directory
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : k hold on
[3:11pm] <M-euro> and into the system dir
[3:11pm] <M-euro> and open user.ini
[3:13pm] Cell|mIRC : i dont see in my UT folder
[3:13pm] <M-euro> ut/system
[3:14pm] Cell|mIRC : ok go in my computer (thats where i have it and go into system?
[3:14pm] <M-euro> no
[3:14pm] <M-euro> do this
[3:14pm] <M-euro> hit start
[3:14pm] <M-euro> go to run
[3:14pm] <M-euro> and type in this...
[3:14pm] Cell|mIRC : k
[3:15pm] <M-euro> CUnrealTournament\System\User.ini
[3:15pm] <M-euro> did it open?
[3:15pm] Cell|mIRC : it says cannot find
[3:16pm] <M-euro> hehe... then you installed UT to another location
[3:16pm] <M-euro> you have to find your UT folder
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : k i know where my Ut folder is cause its in my comp
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : and it says system
[3:16pm] <M-euro> open the system folder
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : but i dont see system dir
[3:17pm] <M-euro> do you see a file called youdontknowjackshitaboutcomputers.ini?
[3:18pm] Cell|mIRC : i think i see
[3:18pm] Cell|mIRC : it
Sad part about the above one is he wasn't joking, I can just imagine how frustrating a job like techinal support can be.
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC> and
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC> she could't go
[18:53] <Sticks|mIRC>
[18:54] <PhX|demos> haha
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> she promised we'd go next weekend or sometime soon though
[18:54] <PhX|demos> what movie
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i don't give a shit
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> any movie
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i was gonna let her pick
[18:54] <PhX|demos> go see the scoere
[18:54] <PhX|demos> score
[18:54] <PhX|demos> it was good
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> is it a chick flick?
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> i was thinking some faggot movie like legally blonde
[18:54] <PhX|demos> oh wait, 11 year olds cant get into R movies, huh?
[18:54] <Sticks|mIRC> shut the fuck up
[19:36] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] Oh great
[19:36] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] WTF is a "Holy War"?
[19:37] [r-raw] war over holy stuff?
[19:37] [r-motherbitch] cann
[19:37] [r-RoadRunnerSuXASS] what?
[19:37] [r-motherbitch] I wanna see the one where the chick stick a live lobster up her self
[19:37] [r-raw] i'm gonna be pissed if WW3 starts right after i get out of college. i mean real pissed. i have no problem being drafted and going to war and getting killed and shit, i just wish it woulda happened after i busted my ass through college.
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : euro!
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : how do you bind something
[3:09pm] Cell|mIRC : you know
[3:09pm] <M-euro> ummm
[3:09pm] <M-euro> open your user.ini
[3:09pm] <M-euro> and edit it
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : user
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : whats dat
[3:10pm] Cell|mIRC : whatda you mean user
[3:10pm] <M-euro> umm
[3:10pm] <M-euro> ut/system
[3:11pm] <M-euro> folder
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : in the game
[3:11pm] <M-euro> you have a file called 'user.ini'
[3:11pm] <M-euro> no, open windows explorer
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : k
[3:11pm] <M-euro> go to your unrealtournament directory
[3:11pm] Cell|mIRC : k hold on
[3:11pm] <M-euro> and into the system dir
[3:11pm] <M-euro> and open user.ini
[3:13pm] Cell|mIRC : i dont see in my UT folder
[3:13pm] <M-euro> ut/system
[3:14pm] Cell|mIRC : ok go in my computer (thats where i have it and go into system?
[3:14pm] <M-euro> no
[3:14pm] <M-euro> do this
[3:14pm] <M-euro> hit start
[3:14pm] <M-euro> go to run
[3:14pm] <M-euro> and type in this...
[3:14pm] Cell|mIRC : k
[3:15pm] <M-euro> C
UnrealTournament\System\User.ini [3:15pm] <M-euro> did it open?
[3:15pm] Cell|mIRC : it says cannot find
[3:16pm] <M-euro> hehe... then you installed UT to another location
[3:16pm] <M-euro> you have to find your UT folder
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : k i know where my Ut folder is cause its in my comp
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : and it says system
[3:16pm] <M-euro> open the system folder
[3:16pm] Cell|mIRC : but i dont see system dir
[3:17pm] <M-euro> do you see a file called youdontknowjackshitaboutcomputers.ini?
[3:18pm] Cell|mIRC : i think i see
[3:18pm] Cell|mIRC : it
Sad part about the above one is he wasn't joking, I can just imagine how frustrating a job like techinal support can be.
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LMFAO at the last one
