essay generator..

[Turha.]

lol

for example:

Think back to the first time you ever heard of UTAS and AoR-clan. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of UTAS and AoR-clan. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is UTAS and AoR-clan.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however UTAS and AoR-clan helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Did I mention how lovely UTAS and AoR-clan is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets UTAS and AoR-clan they are changed.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with UTAS and AoR-clan. Of course, UTAS and AoR-clan fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.




It is apparent from the graph that the influence of UTAS and AoR-clan is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Of course housing prices looms over UTAS and AoR-clan this cannot be a coincidence. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing UTAS and AoR-clan and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing the two sides of UTAS and AoR-clan.

To quote the star of stage and screen Noah H. Amster 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to UTAS and AoR-clan by his mother. If UTAS and AoR-clan be the food of politics, play on.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow UTAS and AoR-clan to win our vote?

Conclusion

To reiterate, UTAS and AoR-clan has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It sings a new song, applauds greatness and never hides.

I shall give the final word to star Beyonce Kournikova: 'I love UTAS and AoR-clan? Yes! Hurray for UTAS and AoR-clan!' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about UTAS and AoR-clan, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

 

[Joko]

An essay on Turha is a twat
The subject of Turha is a twat is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Turha is a twat. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the over 50, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Turha is a twat. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to Turha is a twat, but probably not. A society without Turha is a twat is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Of paramount importance to any study of Turha is a twat within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Turha is a twat they are changed.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Turha is a twat. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Annual
Military
Budget

Turha is a twat


How do we explain these clear trends? Well the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Turha is a twat can be like looking at playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

To quote nobel prize winner Bonaventure T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Turha is a twat, his words cannot be over-looked. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Turha is a twat to politics is 'participation'.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Turha is a twat plays a large part in the lives of all. It replenishes the self, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it brings the best out in people.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Sigourney Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Turha is a twat.' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Your guide to Turha is a twat - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

 

[Joko]

lmfao theres even a graph in mine

"Annual Military Budget" vs "Turha is a twat"

 

[Joko]

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Sigourney Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Turha is a twat

 

[Ice]

An essay on Bullshit

Are you sitting comfortably? At first glance Bullshit may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of Bullshit with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Bullshit.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he borrowed much from Bullshit. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Bullshit. Observers claim it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Did I mention how lovely Bullshit is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Bullshit, again and again.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Bullshit. We will begin by looking at the JTB-Guide-Dog model, as is standard in this case.
Annual
Military
Budget

Bullshit

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Bullshit, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly the annual military budget looms over Bullshit this cannot be a coincidence. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two sides of Bullshit.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by jazz singer Esperanza Rock 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to Bullshit by his mother. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Bullshit.
Why did Bullshit cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Bullshit doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

To conclude, Bullshit is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It fills a hole, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and statistically it's great.

I'll leave you with this quote from Whoopi Morissette: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Bullshit.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

 

[sneez]

that's class!

 

[sobo]

lol, wish id had that a year ago

 

[sobo]

intelligence and ginger test are funny too

 

[Dark]

Lmao class! So much fun

Are you sitting comfortably? The constantly changing fashionable take on halo's gayness demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of halo's gayness with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom blame the influence of television. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of halo's gayness.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she borrowed much from halo's gayness. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, halo's gayness is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Of paramount importance to any study of halo's gayness within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, halo's gayness will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

How do we explain these clear trends? My personal view is that the market value of gold looms over halo's gayness this cannot be a coincidence. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of one of the great political analysts Maximilian Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to halo's gayness.

Since the Renaissance halo's gayness has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

To reiterate, halo's gayness parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and is a joy to behold.

I'll leave you with this quote from Mariah Astaire: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without halo's gayness by my side.' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

 

[Turha.]

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Sigourney Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Turha is a twat

 

[Turha.]

To reiterate, halo's gayness parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and is a joy to behold.

 

[Trinita]

An essay on morons
Think back to the first time you ever heard of morons. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of morons. Remarkably morons is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably morons is often misunderstood by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on morons and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course morons irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon morons. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Average
Wage

morons


What a splendid graph. Of course the average wage, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by morons due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing morons and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of nobel prize winner Esperanza Bootlegger 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to morons this is clearly true. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'morons wins votes.' Simple as that.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires morons, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

To conclude, morons has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, applauds greatness and is always fashionably late.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Mariah Lopez: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without morons.' [3]