Mrs Parkes the science teacher, asks her class "Can anyone tell me which body part increases to 10times it's size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up wide eyed and shocked "Mrs Parkes!! You should not be asking us young children a question like that in class!! I'm going to tell my parents and they will tell the principal and you will get fired - nurrrrr!!" Mary sits down tskkking at all the other kids about their awful teacher.
Mrs Parkes asks again, "Is there anyone that can tell me which part of the body increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth drops open at this !! She runs around the class yelling "Mrs Parkes is gonna get fired, Mrs Parkes is gonna get fired.... nurr nurr ne nurr nurr!!!"
Mrs Parkes asks again "Anyone...? "
Billy in the corner stands up. "Err.. Miss.. the answer is the pupil of the eye Miss". "Well done Billy, that's the correct answer, ten house points" says Mrs Parkes.
She turns to Mary and says "And as for you young lady... number one, you have a very dirty mind.... number two, you didn't do your homework... and number three, you are going to be sadly disappointed when you grow up!!"
Mary stands up wide eyed and shocked "Mrs Parkes!! You should not be asking us young children a question like that in class!! I'm going to tell my parents and they will tell the principal and you will get fired - nurrrrr!!" Mary sits down tskkking at all the other kids about their awful teacher.
Mrs Parkes asks again, "Is there anyone that can tell me which part of the body increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Mary's mouth drops open at this !! She runs around the class yelling "Mrs Parkes is gonna get fired, Mrs Parkes is gonna get fired.... nurr nurr ne nurr nurr!!!"
Mrs Parkes asks again "Anyone...? "
Billy in the corner stands up. "Err.. Miss.. the answer is the pupil of the eye Miss". "Well done Billy, that's the correct answer, ten house points" says Mrs Parkes.
She turns to Mary and says "And as for you young lady... number one, you have a very dirty mind.... number two, you didn't do your homework... and number three, you are going to be sadly disappointed when you grow up!!"