Blond jokes

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<Mi5^The_Mangler> ok thejoke ffs!
<Mi5^The_Mangler> i wanna be on the mi5 site with this as a quote ffs:P
<Mi5^The_Mangler> ok a blonde calls her husband
<seed`fLu1D`> rofl
<seed`fLu1D`> how many fakerz in here?
<seed`fLu1D`> 3 fluids
<seed`fLu1D`> rooofl
<seed`fLu1D`> LAME
<Mi5^The_Mangler> and panickly asks, i got a problem!
<Mi5^The_Mangler> husband says tell me!
<Mi5^The_Mangler> blond says,i bought a new puzzle but i cant figure it out!
<Mi5^The_Mangler> husband, is it that hard then ?
<Mi5^The_Mangler> blond, yes i dont know where to start!
<Mi5^The_Mangler> all the puzzle pieces look alike
<Mi5^The_Mangler> husband says what is the picture on the lid of the box
<Mi5^The_Mangler> ?
<dastyla> ...
<dastyla> :rolleyes:
<[-ice-]> ROFL
<[-ice-]> :P
<Mi5^The_Mangler> blond says, a Red hancock or however you call those male chickens again lol(haan )
<[-ice-]> lol
<Mi5^The_Mangler> husband says ok wait i will come home and we will do it together!
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<Mi5^The_Mangler> some minutes later husband comes home
<Mi5^The_Mangler> and asks, so where is your puzzle?
<Mi5^The_Mangler> blond says right there on the table
<Mi5^The_Mangler> then there falls a deep silence....
<[-ice-]> ^^
<Mi5^The_Mangler> and after some minutes the husband says, ok we'll do it like this, you put all the cornflakes back in the box and i forget about this entire incident
 
for the dutch -

> Een blondje belt haar echtgenoot op zijn mobieltje.
> Blondje: "Ik heb een probleem!"
> Echtgenoot "zeg het maar"
> Blondje: "ik heb net een puzzel gekocht maar ik kom er niet uit!"
> Echtgenoot:"is ie dan zo moeilijk?"
> Blondje:"ja, ik weet niet waar ik moet beginnen, alle puzzel stukjes
> lijken op elkaar!"
> Echtgenoot: "wat is het plaatje op de deksel van de puzzel?"
> Blondje: "Een rode haan, maar ik kom er echt niet uit"
> Echtgenoot:"Wacht even, ik kom er zo aan, dan doen wij hem samen!"
> Even later komt de echtgenoot binnen.
> Echtgenoot: "En waar is die puzzel van je?"
> Blondje: "hij ligt hier op de tafel... "
> (Er valt een diepe stilte)
> Dan een diepe zucht...Echtgenoot:"OK, we pakken het als volgt aan. Jij
> stopt alle Corn Flakes terug in de doos en ik vergeet het hele incident.
 
posted before and not a blonde joke, still FC imo:

A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the
road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is
Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and
showed it to each passing car.

One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and
shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at
each other and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think
we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out'
instead?"

:teehee:
 
red chicken?
corn_flakes.jpg


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