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Bart seeking summin

Discussion in 'The Clan Exchange' started by Bart, Apr 6, 2009.

  1. Bart

    Bart Mister Mediocre

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    well, now you are here reading this text. Ask yourself: dont you've anything better to do?

    If not, be my guest on teh following 20 secs rollercoaster ride of joy, misery and anger.

    After nearly 2 years of league inactivity (Admins banned me because i tried to lick Brajan) a tiny feeling has risen again: I wanna waste some time in playing one or two matches a month.

    This is what i can offer:
    a basic knowledge of assault maps, reading F3 while wars, a computer, an unzipped UT folder, the well known and loved by everyone german sense of humour.

    What i cant offer:
    proper skill, good ping, giving a damn about winning an UT match, playing wars not naked, cleaning my Basdo shrine

    If you are willing to accept an oldschool noob post here or via forum pm. Be informed that i never ever check my Email or ICQ/MSN
    THanks for you time, i'm feeling honored. And if you are a stupid google bot, i'll add some words to increase the hit rate: sex, from behind, UTUseless
     
  2. Useless

    Useless Bravo

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    Which brings me here promptly. We could use an unspeakable nooblet hole in 24 pro now that Solar is off to sunny climes. Or mb he just left, not sure. I can guarantee at least 2 matches per month, as this is the exact amount we tend to lose. Per month. Build a Useless shrine or PM me if you're interested :wave:
     
  3. endgegner

    endgegner The Saviour of UTA. Worship me as DJ worships sofa

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    Please rejoin ~dzz~ to actually play 1 war with us. :D
     
  4. Prometheus

    Prometheus Προμηθεύς

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    join beer.. wurgo is there + anthony + me i can scream moenschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh during the whole war+u have tremas there 2.. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
     
  5. Bart

    Bart Mister Mediocre

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    decided. no offers needed anymore.