Been a few years since I been to this forum, been a few more years since I played here. :P
Just an old hello for anyone that may remember |pi8|, usa clan that used to play here on utassault in the earlier days.
Hola you old farts! Long time no see again. :) Im talking to Dormouse right now about old MoD days where we both started. He wanted me to say Hi to you guys, see if you remember him.
Heh whoever did this brought back some old memories...
http://www.clan-mod.net/oldmods.aspx
We both...
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so...
Found this on another forum and its too good NOT to post...
http://forums.clubsi.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB34&Number=1696210&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've gotta take a crap."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees and crap."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my butt." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't...
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