A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out...
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Andrew. (*) says:
that timing of u
Andrew. (*) says:
thats like perfect
**************dede************** says:
it was awesome tbh rofl
Andrew. (*) says:
raft was behind me in sideroom
Andrew. (*) says:
so i was just gonna keep them busy till he got it...
we are a new clan just starting out in std and we are looking for a few players who like to have fun in matches and on TS, so if u're interested u can reply here or add me to msn [email protected] or u might wanna even go to our forums http://ffs.game-host.org/forum/default.asp :D
dede
well dB* pro is looking for some player's who are interested in having some fun with us ;)
must be able to:use ts2
good minwhore skill's or be able to snipe
good knowledge of league maps(not a must but does help :D )
contact me at [email protected]
Howdy peeps dB* std is looking for some good snipers, players should have good map knowledge and beable to use ts2 voice and descent dm skill. if you're interrested pls contact [email protected] or [email protected]
p.s dB* is a friendly clan so if u're an ass pls stay away ;)
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