Joke:
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who...
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Happy Holidays!
It's December, which means that only 2 matches are required for each clan :Xmassmile
This month's Custom Map is AS-WaterFort_beta3.
Servers #2, #6 and #8 are now running ACE
Servers #1 and #5 still have UTDC.
This allows a choice of UTDC or ACE dutch server, UTDC or ACE UK...
Hello!
Nice to see some matches being played the last month, also some new clans have joined :)
The two-V-two Assault league has been deemed active enough to take clans out of the Holding Zone and give them all 1000 points.
This month's Custom Map is AS-ColderSteelSE_beta3.
Games that...
Following this thread, this also means UTAssault Server #6 will be down from this Friday onwards with no ETA on return.
We apologise for any inconvenience this might cause, and ask that clans rebook their matches if they have booked Server 6 after Thursday 16th.
Dad: mt dishwasher!
Me: Mount Dishwasher?
Dad: No, empty dishwasher, I was being cool.
MOM: When will you be home? ;)
ME: Pretty soon, why?
MOM: Just wondering ;) going to bed soon ;)
ME: Okay, what's with the winky face?
MOM: What?
ME: This! ;)
MOM: That's a pirate. See he has an eyepatch...
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