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Another Survivor?...

Useless — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:14:51 GMT

Now that Survivor #3 is finished it has caused some discussion, certainly among the players who were there on the night. And unless we find out why certain things were wrong or what feedback the players (or anyone else) has to offer, there may never be another Survivor event, at least not one run by html.

This would be a shame, so I wanted to post this poll to give everyone a chance to give constructive criticism on the event. Please, no flames, just post positives and negatives, vote on the poll if you want. If you vote "Something else", please, say what it is. The idea is that if we can spot the things that went wrong or that people didn't like, we would be able to prevent them in a future event. Cheers.

Coolest site I've ever seen...

Useless — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:04:48 GMT

Give this a go, you will love it :thumb:

http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

It needs google chrome but it's worth it. Helps that the song is fkin cool as well :coolfip:

Pretty cool website

Protocol — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:32:17 GMT

http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com

Enter your address to add Google Streetview for the area into the music video. It works best under Google Chrome.

Being from England, I've only been able to try UK addresses but don't see why non-UK addresses wouldn't work.

The website does open popup windows on your screen as part of the experience, so best to have everything minimized before you play it.

Beat this, snipe ho's!...

Useless — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:51:46 GMT

Survivor Night #3 - The Match!

Useless — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:54:18 GMT

-=-=-

SURVIVOR NIGHT #3

-=-=-

Welcome to html's Survivor #3! Enough talk, let's meet the people responsible!

Presented by - html :hm:
Shouted by - Banshee :ban:
UTV'ed, reported, insulted by - Me :done:
Mutated by - Timo :stupid:
Everything elsed by - MyM :calm:

Incidentally, this match will be played in honour of the lovely MyM :cuddle: without whose patience and almighty admining leetage we would all be exactly as immature and confused as we are today. He is the face of Survivor Night #3! :coolfip:

-=-=-

THE PLAYERS

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Next, we must give a thought to the 24 Survivor Night #3 gladiators, the assortment of mystified clowns who will be erring their way through several hours of their lives for our amusement :arsemiss: In the absence of XB there will be no selection headaches :hangover: along the lines of 'choose a number between 0 and 80 million, don't tell anyone what it is, including yourself, add 53, divide by trousers, pick a card, any card...'. No, in furtherance of html's personality cult, he will simply pick the first 24 players to kiss his pucker, then he will have the rest shot in the fundament. Harsh but fair.

Anyway, lining up for this event are many of the usual suspects, plus one or two surprises and / or blasts from the past. Players of potentially unusual note must include Farac, back by popular indifference, Squirrel, D1sc, ex-captain of the 2009 AS cup, Riotz, Ase, and of course MyM himself. But the final 24 will be chosen on the night, so be there!

As for you poor unfortunates who fail to make it into the finished lineup, I invite you to join html, Banshee and myself for the live broadcast on irc, UTV and shoutcast :shout: for all the failage as it happens. Details can be found at the bottom of this post :thumb:

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September Tables

Meteor — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:33:50 GMT

The new maps for this month are AS-SaqqaraPE_preview2.rar and AS-TheScarabSE.

Games that are score wise not submitted from one team, (Responsible: Clan Leader, Squad Leader, Squad Match Arranger) are taken for granted as not played. All other Leagues except the four games per month Standard Assault League have explicit two games amount as requirement.

League Tables / Monthly Changes:

Standard Assault - Champs: Ladder Champions: d1ng
Division #1
Non-Movers: E) d1ng, B) TNT, C) ~PGS~
Promoted: A) [ROFL] D) ~dzz~ @ 1384 pts

Relegated to hz: �MayHem� (Ongoing player problems)

Division #2
Relegated: =]DoG[= @ 807 pts
Non-Movers: A*Team|, -ud-, =[SveK]=, [NAC]

Pro Assault - Champs: -]pKr[-
Division #1
Relegated to hz: -]pKr[-, -ud-, [�Amp�], ~JxD~ (all inactivity)

Leaver: {24}
Leaver (forced): �[WoW]� (inactivity)

Insta Assault - Champs: None
Division HZ

The Instagib Assault League is not closed but clanless. There is a review to implement a new instagib league modus.

two-V-two Assault - Champs: =]DoG[=
Division #1
Non-Movers: =]DoG[=, dm*, �]P0L[�, H$

Leavers (forced): W., UT, ~dzz~, -]FiRE[-, -uN (all inactivity)
HZ-Leavers (forced): -=[T.D]=-, BB (all inactivity)

# StdAS - 01.09.2010 :: <d1ng> 0 - 8 ~PGS~

RSS — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:00:21 GMT

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~PGS~ matchcomment:

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U konw words of song Guns N` Roses - Dont Cry?. Lucy like always had period and we couldnt agreed on the details of seserver so we choose PRO maps :P - like guardia, oceanfloor ect. On the beginnig was 5 vs 4 but they state it wasnt fun enough so 2 of them left and they claim that we are lame because we play 5 vs 2. WTF wrong with u??. U have too high/big opinion of yourselfs. For the end listen carfully song. Greetings your beloved >Jan<

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How many times have you visited utasasult.net? [Firefox only]

sneez — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:41:32 GMT

go to: http://forums.utassault.net/

Then: Tools > Page info > Security

Have I visited this page before? Yes

Yes, 9.459 times for me :O!

# StdAS - 31.08.2010 :: ~PGS~ 8 - 0 �MayHem�

RSS — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:51:12 GMT

~PGS~ matchcomment:

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�MayHem� matchcomment:

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Originally Posted by �MayHem�

Match forfeitted by League Administration.

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# StdAS - 31.08.2010 :: [ROFL] 8 - 5 ~dzz~

RSS — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:00:16 GMT

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~dzz~ matchcomment:

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Only Skalman played for ROFL at start, later on Killerdude and a mercs including Salva, Vitzy and Solar came and we played 6v5/5v5. Was fun game with some close maps. Thanks to the mercs!
GG

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# StdAS - 31.08.2010 :: �MayHem� 7 - 7 =]DoG[=

RSS — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:00:16 GMT

�MayHem� matchcomment:

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Originally Posted by �MayHem�

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=]DoG[= matchcomment:

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It was EPIC!!

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Cat pr0n/cat fun

WildLee — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:39:25 GMT

Gotta post it :D

Before

(Prav� slov�ck� slivovice = The real Slovakia Plum brandy)

After

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally - Interviews With Participants

Ulv — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:06:51 GMT

I donated 25$ to NewLeftMedia today.

# StdAS - 30.08.2010 :: <d1ng> 8 - 3 TNT

RSS — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:51:35 GMT

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from what i here it was 5v5, so thanks for evening tnt, lol i was in a field in a tent so have no idea what happened! //lucy

TNT matchcomment:

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+ Biebel backup... Z + Fury had problems with internet so couldn't join. d1ng had only 5, so we played 5v5. Deserved winners, till next month // Shinon`

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